Dumpster hump

The act of having sex in a dirty trash filled dumpster.

I dumpster humped Max last night, I now have chlamydia.

by SallyStealsSeaShells March 8, 2018

a hump

Loser,deadbeat,someone who can not take care of his or her self or children

My babies daddy is such a hump , he never takes care of his kids. My ex is a real hump , she buys drugs with the child support money. My kids father lives with his mother and does nothing for his kids , what a hump.

by bigworm23111 December 13, 2013

Kris Humphries

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

by mtf November 18, 2011

guitar humper

Noun: Typically a lead guitarist who appears to be copulating with his instrument whilst playing it.

That Ben Allison is a real guitar humper when he gets on stage.

by The Roan December 12, 2004

rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009

Hump Day

middle of the week

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by SendingMissileDrones July 19, 2022

Jump hump

When you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some of the friction going without you technically causing the movement

Dude, come on over, Aaron be soaking and I need you to jump hump for us.

by Lil Red Ridin 'ood September 26, 2021