Huffer's law

Huff, huff, pass!

Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

huffer

Wreckage of the site that shall not be named.

"Wreckage is a total queer huffer."

by Sweet Emotion October 28, 2003

Fart Huffer

A person who smells their own farts.
Commonly used as an insult such as a cartoon of Bill Gates fighting Steve Jobs:

Steve Jobs: "NOOGIES FOR THE NERD! Everyone knows PCs are for fart huffers and Macs get you laid!"
Bill: That's just what you want them to think.
Steve: Death to conventional thinking! *Flips desk* *Fight ensues*

by BristolBrick May 20, 2016

Huffed

When the number of years doing something exceeds the number of years you have been alive.

Guys I told them I huffed my time spent on this project, and they extend my deadline.

by PhilAngelo April 2, 2019

Huffer

Describes a person who is grumpy, narky or has the disposition to go off in a huff

Alfie, some mornings you can be such a huffer!

by moss12 March 9, 2014

Huffer

One of the nicest and most awesome people you will ever meet. He knows how to please woman and is very kind hearted. Has a short temper at times but you can always count on him to have your back.

Wow! That guy is a complete Huffer.

by websterabstract November 12, 2016

hufferton

Someone who huffs aerosol inhalants or glue, paint etc, ie. Dust off, paint thinner, spray paint,

Hufferton can't get enough of that dust off!

by Judy Davis November 29, 2017