Hickey

A birthmark that just appeared.

Girl; is that a hickey on your neck ?!
Boy; nope ... just a birthmark

by The real definition. March 19, 2016

hockey slut

A typical ice tart or puck bunny, but more aggressive. She'll screw the whole team and beg for more. You'll find them often in small Canadian hockey towns.

Hockey slut: "Hey baby, nice game. Wanna screw?"

by sparkplugs May 25, 2005

Old Time Hockey

When you fucking go out there, no bucket, old time woody stick, ccm tacks, winwell gloves and you fucking go out there and hit and club people. Every shot is a slap shot, and you over 35. OLD TIME HOCKEY!

You see Donald club Brashear?!?

Oh baby did I ever. He got fucking Old Timed. YAH YAH! That's Old Time Hockey right there.

by Kevin Sjostrom December 29, 2008

h-e-double hockey sticks

a way to say hell in front of adults

what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?

by crazyweirdo January 17, 2009

horse hockey

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

by Light Joker March 16, 2005

Field Hockey Body

A figure a female attains after a couple years of training for and playing field hockey. They build just enough muscle to achieve a perfect ass, perfect legs and usually have no fat on them at all. The only downside is they usually lack just a bit in breast size, but they compensate greatly elsewhere. Most (not all) girls who play the sport end up like this and perfect specimens of this are by far the hottest girls in the school (at least at mine).

Most of them play lacrosse in the spring, simply to maintain their figure.

Guy1: Damn that girl is fucking gorgeous.

Guy2: Yea she plays field hockey, her ass was sculpted by the hands of God. Typical example of a nice Field Hockey Body.

by lemonade/icedtea January 19, 2010

Hockey-slap

Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation.

"If you don't watch it I'll hockey-slap you so hard you'll forget your name."

by onaboat April 19, 2009