Hoeness

Something that a “hoe” spreads when he/she touches someone.

“Stop spreading you’re hoeness, Lexi!”

by Alex Bieber January 12, 2018

hoenanigans

So you’re out with your girls right? One of them decides to go home with a rando from the bar- we link up the next morning to talk about it over brunch and bottomless momo’s and BOOM. Hoe•nanigans

Are you girls down for some hoenanigans?

by HoenaniganAJ April 15, 2020

hopen' minded

too be so hopeful and positive and open to new ideas that you are almost considered ridiculous.

I wonder if Obama isn't just a tad too hopen' minded. Is he really realistic enough about what would lie ahead if he's elected?

by tik-tiki October 19, 2008

hoenuts

immature kids who stan zoe laverne and are clowns.

boy: who likes zoe laverne?
girl: hoenuts

by blacknailpolish December 15, 2019

hoenetch

1. A Hoenetch is someone who is completely and totally crazy, most see him or her as being high or drunk, even when they are not.

Though hoenetches can be very obnoxious and slow, most of what they do results in hilarity, mainly because they are to stupid to realize what they are doing of saying.

Being called a hoenetch is usually considered bad, since those who are ones are usually mentally retarded. Though if you find a true hoenetch, they will take it as a complement.

"You are such a hoenetch!"
"Damn that hoenetch!"
"God damnit hoenetch! You just destroyed a months worth of work!"
"Get away from me you fucking hoenetch!"

by BloodRabbit January 14, 2006

Hoenastics

Any form of activity that will increase abilities as a hoe.

Keisha is a pro at Hoenastics.

by Gogetajh April 30, 2011

Hoenourable

An honourable hoe. A hoe with morals.

She may be a hoe but at least she's hoenourable.

by No Jams July 28, 2017