hummus-sexual

A person who tends to be attracted to people of Middle Eastern descent.

"What's your type? "

"I think i am a hummus-sexual, I love Middle Eastern men! "

by Levantinenative April 20, 2018

Hummusexual

'Noun' pronounced 'hummus-sexual'.
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..

" oi jeff ya fuckin ass clown, no cunt here wants to dip chips in ya shitcunt chickpea cum.. go get some french onion dip ya fuckin hummusexual!!"

by R Cavallaro March 13, 2020

hommes

Pronounced hom-mess. A man that is said to be "hommes" is classy, stylish, attractive in his own unique right and a badass motherfucker. Though he is not a douchebag, and is in fact a very nice, humble, polite and generous man. He must dislike money and realise it's evil, yet be abundant in it through cunning and karma. After all, what you give is what you get return. The true hommes blows money on awesome shit, and still goes home to find that he can wipe his ass with a 50 dollar bill. But he doesn't because that's not really hommes.
A very rare man indeed.

Also used to describe something that would belong to a hommes or within its criteria.

"Dude... that is so hommes"

"Hey hommes. whats goin on"

"Oh sorry hommes didn't see you were in the middle of a blowjay"

by hommes August 20, 2009

hummus

1. A thick sauce made of mashed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice.
2. See: splooge.

Ugh, my hands are covered in... hummus.

by woodentaco January 5, 2009

Memphis Hummus

Blow a load in a chick's ass. You make her shit it out and eat it.

Sally Sue liked it up the butt. So I decided to give it to her.I finished up and came in her ass and noticed she was shitting it back out. She slowly moved it towards her mouth and I says "What are ya doing?". She looks into my eyes and whispers "MEMPHIS HUMMUS" and licked her palms clean. Next time I'll bring the barbeque sauce.

by RedMike702 January 15, 2009

Butt Hummus

Slang term for diarrhea.

That Indian food gave me mad Butt Hummus

by Bave Thields May 17, 2009

Hummus Dick

A condition resulting from your friends jamming a bowl of hummus in your board shorts at a bar in Lake Havasu.

A guy standing at a bar table washes hummus off his dick by pouring a glass of water down his hummus filled shorts. The bar bouncer sees what is happening, but decides to walk the other way.

Stranger #1: "Damn, did you see that guy's right leg, it has hummus running down it.
Stranger #2: "Yea, he has a serious case of hummus dick."

by T.H.E.M.I.K.E. June 1, 2014