hogslayer

male who takes home fat girls from a bar or party. the best at hogging.

See that guy over there, he's the ultimate hogslayer.

by N8 May 6, 2005

Hogsplash

The phenomenon of a man’s genitalia touching the water when he is sitting on the toilet.
A term coined by Griffin McElroy on the My Brother My Brother and Me podcast.

Duluth needs help adjusting the water level in his toilet, because he’s been having a hogsplash.

by GarfieldTheDealsWarlock July 11, 2018

Hog's Breath

Rank ass bad breath. Halitosis of the worst kind. Induced by a number of reasons including gingivitis, rotten teeth, meth mouth, binge drinking, etc. Breath so bad it's like they've been eating shit.

That bitch was smoking hot till she opened her mouth and had hog's breath. Enough to gag a maggot.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

hogsucker

hogsucker has the same meaning as cocksucker but is a less offensive alternative when calling someone a cocksucker is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog crapped on my porch and the neighbor refuses to control his dog what a hogsucker

by littlejimmie March 15, 2019

hogsboglin

a wild crazy dance done sitting down with flailing arms.

Have you hogsboglined today???

Today's the day of hogsboglin!!!

I;m going to be hogsboglin on my death bed!!

Pet your best friend.

by michelyssa April 24, 2009

hog's eye

The interface between the urethra and the outside world.

We got him to confess to Jill Dando's murder by forcing hot things up his hog's eye.

by Lord Grimcock November 24, 2007

hogsounds

The sound of police sirens.

Do you hear hogsounds?

by cazort August 25, 2003