hotitalianmom

hot, italian, mom.

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by milf.luvr March 19, 2021

Hoit

A Southeastern american pronunciation of the word "hurt"

"Ouch that really hoits"

by beach_greaser March 1, 2022

Spicy Howitzer

Fisting someone's asshole with sandpaper and Indian curry

Jim cut in front of Joe at lunch. Joe promptly have him a Spicy Howitzer

by FOTV June 1, 2015

the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"

last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.

by the phantom May 23, 2004

Hofstra Squirt

When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.

Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure

"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"

by hofstra squirt May 20, 2008

Hoity-Toity

An (un)deserved impression of superiority from one person to another.
An adjective for a haughty or supercilious place or person.

"Why don't we go to McDonald's?"
"I thought we were going somewhere hoity-toity!"

by Shea M. June 4, 2008

Hofstra University

A beautiful 240 acre campus right outside of New York City. It ranks top in the nation for business, communications, education and liberal arts and sciences offering over 140 majors. It has hosted large events such as the third Presidential Debate, Gubernatorial Debate, and Live at 75 with Trey Songz and Jimmy Fallon. Hofstra is an incredible place to be.

Kid 1: What is the best campus you have visited when looking for schools?

Kid 2: I liked a lot of them, but Hofstra University was definitely my favorite!

by I<3HU November 9, 2010