hoffman

Noun; A person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept.

My veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. The pilot pulled a hoffman and fell asleep at the controls. The professional singer pulled a hoffman and forgot the lyrics.

by Doug Klast October 17, 2007

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Hoffman

A hoffman can be described as a douchebag,jackass,asshole,loser, jerks etc

They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.

They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).

Dylan: wtf, y u spill coke over my fukin pants feggit!

Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology

Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.

Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman.

by Saanzan August 7, 2010

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hoffman

The space between the bottom of the nose and the upper lip.

"Dude! that fucker had a long hoffman just like that actor Dustin Hoffman."

"I've got a lot of dead space on my face and better grow a moustache to cover my wasteful hoffman."

by mark v April 4, 2006

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