Pork Horse

1) A favorable term for a bar or club with a lot of ass in it.

2) Derogatory term for a small dog that barks a lot.

1) We went down to that new club. It turned out to be a real pork horse. There was ass all over the place.
2) My dads dog is a real pork horse. His legs are short so he tries to jump up on me all the time.

by Mr. Krull September 14, 2009

dead horse jockey

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

by Darious Guile October 22, 2009

Lovey Horse

V- The act of rubbing ones face on someone else in a loving manner.

My girlfriend was feeling down so I gave her a lovey horse

by Cornvillehope October 19, 2010

use of horse

A term that evolved during the good old days when horses were used instead of militia-style police tactics to complete an arrest.

When you say, “use of horse,” it sounds like “use of force” but in the days of the old West when it began, it wasn’t even violent.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

putting the cart before the horse

Doing things in the wrong order.

"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.

by KeeganBM June 1, 2014

Grand Theft Horse

Joke name for the video game Red Dead Redemption.

Person 1: Dude, let's go play some Grand Theft Horse....I mean Red Dead Redemption!

by Mr. Grape Drank December 13, 2010

Horse Boat

A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

"My horse boat is made from North American Spruce."

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by beetfarmer November 2, 2009