The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.
"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."
"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"
"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"
by Spastik March 11, 2016
A very famous and funny quote from Scary Movie. If you shout this out randomly, it can be quite hilarious and sometimes will scare your friends!
by littlelibertine June 21, 2005
to clap loudly at someone that you dont particularly know
or like, some one who you just dont like seeing around.-in a rude manner
or like, some one who you just dont like seeing around.-in a rude manner
" hey theres that guy again, the one who lives around the corner and i dont know at all. im going to clap at his bitch ass"
by angelo and nick August 10, 2006
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back
it was mean and it was hilarious
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back
it was mean and it was hilarious
by blueskypanda June 6, 2020
This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
by Jake Wall April 12, 2017
When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.
When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass
When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass
I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!
I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!
I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!
by Informerer December 13, 2008
nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga
by bullshit meister November 6, 2017