Hibernation

To socially withdraw cause a ton of bad luck shit keeps happening and your Chinese Horscope actually recommends it

What’s happened to Em? She’s gone into Hibernation cause shit keeps going wrong and apparently her Chinese Horscope also says she should hibernate for 2 years!

by MsFunky January 24, 2019

hibernation

The act of buying extra weed in advance, preparing for the coming weeks where supply may be low and demand is high, so you can just hide away with your mates and get high when everyone else is chokin for a smoke and you dont have to worry about it.

buying a half ounce instead of a twenty bag and commmencing the hibernation

by Stedgyson November 19, 2006

social hibernation

A casual gathering meant to ease the dreariness of winter.

Come over for social hibernation on Friday. We'll watch a documentary and eat TV dinners. You can wear sweatpants.

by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017

Hibernata

hibernata isnt related with "hibernate", the leaders of hibernians @ haunted seas, called as hibernata..

- Greetings Hibernata!

- Greetings Folks!

by hauntedseas January 5, 2011

Hiberntine

1. ( Noun)The act of staying indoors simulating animal hibernation. Sleeping and eating all day while staying away from people.
2. (verb)The action of being lazy, sleeping, and being absolutely unproductive

Hiberntine has me waking up at 2 pm.
I’ve been in hiberntine for 2 weeks now.
I’m going to hiberntine this weekend.
I need someone to hiberntine with.

by Lazer9090x October 28, 2020

Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.

Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

by Buckeohare January 17, 2025