hero

While driving, someone who pulls right out in front of you causing you to act fast and brake hard. Usually a teenager texting and being an idiot, a middle aged man on his way to a business meeting, a soccer mom with a van full of kids, or any old person.

Well driving by the store the other day some hero pulled out right in front of me the bastard...

Did you see businessman 8000 fly the fuck outta Walmart right in front of me hero style?

That old couple are the greatest Country Kitchen heroes the world has ever seen....way to speed backup right outta your driveway fuck heads, give your licenses up please.

by GnomeParty420 September 7, 2011

hero

1.someone who tries too hard to achieve something that is not hard to achieve or or has minimal reward in doing so.

2.an outdated super-hero

"Don't be a hero."

Napoleon Dynamite plays tetherball like a hero.

by Chris M...... September 26, 2007

hero

A traditional Japanise greeting

Hero? Dis is Tang, ah specal today eas dog.

by Peter Muygato March 3, 2004

Hero

A hero is a dude who THINKS he's the coolest guy/girl going, but really is not, however it is funny to let said hero believe he is cool, so calling him a hero is the funny thing to do.

Who? Joey Rumbolt? He's a hero

by Bossdawg December 2, 2009

hero

A. Someone who helps someone else out for no reason, and expects nothing else in return.
B. Someone who killed a lot of "bad guys"/ who bribed someone like a king with money for fame.
C. the barabrian definition: the guy who killed the most in battle.

A: Ghandi was a hero
B: most counts in the middle ages were apparantly heroes.
C: most likely the chief of the barbarian village was the hero, if the chief didn't kill the most, he wasn't chief anymore.

by winter gryphon June 15, 2008

hero

A really really big sandwich. Usually contains all kinds of cheeses, meats, veggies...

"Hey! Who ate my hero sandwich?!?"

by Barracuda September 15, 2003

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 3, 2004