Bella Hernandez

Pornstar

Look at Bella Hernandez Shake that...

by abcdefuckyoubitch April 9, 2019

Mrs. Hernandez Special

Variant of a blumpkin but instead of the blowjob recipient taking a shit, it is the blowjob giver while the recipient stands

Things were getting hot and heavy but since we had Mexican for dinner she had to drop a twosie. I couldn’t wait tho so I had her give me the Mrs. Hernandez Special

by TBinTB June 2, 2018

keith hernandez

guy who was awesome. played for the mets and led the best mets team ever to a world series win in 1986. he has a sweet 'stache.

dude, keith hernandez just tore that tree out of the ground.
no biggie

by mets fan May 11, 2006

natalie hernandez

the best person you will ever meet, otherwise known as awsome or amazing

i meet someone named natalie hernandez and she is awsome.

by china zerdoun October 21, 2008

Hornyasaurus

350 milion years ago::
Hornyasaurus is one of the largest of the dinosaurs, feeding on leaves, Popsicles, and anything long and dick shaped.
Has a constanly itchy back that his tail just 'can't reach'.
Has a strange love for small, purple cars.
Banned from nine US states and wanted on child molestation charges.

In putt-putt travels through time, the Hornyasaurus tells Putt-Putt he can cross over his back only if he scratches his back. Putt-putt complies, and Hornyasaurus moans in a thankful manner. Hornyasaurus tells putt-putt:
"As far as i'm concerned, Putt-Putt, you can drive on me all day and all night."

by Elliot Krzr January 9, 2009

HERNAN

A LEGEND OF A TEACHER

DID YOU SEE HERNAN HE IS A HOTTY

by mg classy August 4, 2019

The Hindmarsh Hernia

A type of red swelling of the anus, as a result of over-use of anal insertions (through sexual intercourse, or foreign objects of increasing girth) The over-use of such activity leads to the person's anus being perminently red and swollen, and leaves it in a state of constant "gaping", with the sphincter glad unable to operate properly due to constant abuse. This can cause the recipient long term issues with boewel control.

The act of "anal destruction" is popular in certain homosexual groups.

Name is based on the "hind" becoming soft and wet, like a "marsh"

Did you see Lee, in the shower? He's got a serious case of the Hindmarsh hernia

by Cartonliaz1 June 23, 2009