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harrison koisser

lead singer of the Birmingham indie/alternative rock band Peace. His real name is Harry but he's too sassy for that so he calls himself Harrison. He is also fucking beautiful and has the best hair and fashion sense in the music industry.
"have you heard that new band Peace?"
"yeah, i love Harrison Koisser's vocals!"
by alex turnah November 13, 2013
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Red Harrison

A sexual act - When a vampire jizzes on a fish's mouth and a Wookie uses the fish to wank you off.
Tracy, "To celebrate my EGOT, I'm gonna have myself a Red Harrison"

Kenneth, "What's that Mr. Jordan"

Tracy, "K: you fish out the trout in my tank and pleasure yourself on it's mouf. Grizz, you take the fish when Kenneth's done and give it to the dancer with the extra finger. Dotcom, you stick these Cinnabon's on your head and stand in the corner and look jealous while I use my black pole to catch Roshanicka's fish."

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"At the high dollar night club, Nosferatu relieved himself on the trout's mouth and tossed it to the chained Wookie so he could begin work on the new customers"
by AstronaughtMikeDexter January 2, 2012
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Stetson-Harrison method

A general method for estimating various numerical values. The values are pulled out of a hat (Stetson), i.e. made up. The purpose of Harrison is to increase credibility.

As a generalization, things other than numbers can also be estimated using the Stetson-Harrison method.
Our group did not have any experience or competence in determining a suitable scope for the project, so an estimate for the scope was produced using the Stetson-Harrison method.
by trurl December 15, 2008
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Harrison Ford

People say and joke that Chuck Norris is amazing, but he has nothing on Harrison Ford.
by Jason Cornmuffin May 31, 2006
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harrison

the most caring, and loyal boy you will ever meet. will fall for you in a heart beat and will give you butterflies in seconds. once you have him be careful, they’re rare. always keep a harrison in your life because he will give you more support and love than ur momma
that’s my sweet boy, harrison
by Spidermilk June 28, 2019
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Harrison

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet, kind to everyone, hottest looking guy you've ever seen, best style ever, makes your heart sink every time you look at him, always makes you happy no matter what state your in, gives you butterflies every time you see him, can always put a smile on your face.
have you ever met harrison? well you should because he's the most amazing person you'll ever meet.
by Jiords <3 February 28, 2013
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Harrisoned

Inadvertently getting fucked over by someone you made plans with, who has no malicious intent.
Hey didn't you have plans with with Harrison today?

Yeah, but he canceled for a smash tournament.

Ha! You just got Harrisoned.
by omally September 18, 2016
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