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Hardit

Is a guy who is tall,thin and smart. He hates to use his brain. Loves Alcohol. Loves women. Casanova. Tries not to smoke or dope. Is an obsessive stalker. Hates the girl he loves.
Shows repentance in extreme. Cares about people around. Whistles REAL WELL. Tries to be funny,sometimes is successful. Doesn't know who he actually loves. Is a cool.
Will do well in life,provided he uses his big brain. Has good curly hair,is photogenic. Girls LOVE him. He tries to be emo. Doesn't suit him.
Suk:Oh! that's a hardit.Isn't he the best a woman can get?
JPV:Hey! Look I'm here,i am better than any Hardit
suk*ignores*:Oooooh! Hardit be mine....

R:So you're saying you are a chootiya because you dated a hardit who took a slap without saying a word.
J(stares blankly)
R:What the fuck does that make me then?!
J:I don't know.
R:eh. So i hope what i told you won't effect you and him.
J(stares blankly)

A:You're a hardit,i will always love you.

K:that bitch is a hardit I'm gonna break his bones.
J:No,let it be will you.
by sirpsychosexy<3 March 24, 2010
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Harlito

Also known as the River Cow.
Looks like the offspring of a walrus and Rosie O'Donnel

Can usually be found during the summers beached on riverbanks. These foul smelling beasts usually carry alot of marijuana tucked into their rolls.

Usually calm but when provoked these beasts will lash out...usually resulting in their own injury. Hunted nearly to extinction by it's sworn predator...the tire swing.

Makes sounds that resemble those of a dying panda.

Has the mental capabilities of a retarded Helen Keller.
"That makes it tire swing 2 Harlito 0"

Girl: Eww what was that smell.
Guy 1: Smelled like Weed, McDonalds, BO and Crotch Rot.
Guy 2: Must be a Harlito.
by The Texican Mexican November 7, 2008
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mariska hargitay

Is best known for her role on Law and Order:SVU as Olivia Benson, After taking on this role she trained as a rape crisis counselor and created The Joyful Hearts Foundation. It is a therapeutic experience
to help survivors of sexual assault.
She was born January 23,1964 in Santa Monica, Cali
When mariska was 3 she was in a terrible wreck that took her mothers life Jayne Mansfield. If she had not been laying down asleep with her 2 brothers she might have not survived
The lucky man that gets to call her his wife is Peter Hermann. They married August 28, 2004
She had her first baby August Miklos Friedrich Hermann on June 28, 2006 (10 LB 9oz)
Mariska can speak English, Hungarian, French and Italian.
-THIS WOMAN IS AWESOME!!!-
Sami Riot and Natasha became great friends while discussing their love for Mariska Hargitay.
1.Mariska Hargitay was brilliant in svu last night
2.I know! How can she catch bad guys and still look good
1.idk, but I'm glad she can.
by sami riot November 24, 2007
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Skype Hermit

A person who does not socialize outside of skype calls
God, Jane is such a skype hermit I haven't heard her since our last skype call
by Or nawww February 28, 2015
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Mariska Hargitay

Most gorgeous woman alive. She plays Olivia Benson in Law and Order: SVU and is the daughter of starlet Jayne Mansfield and former Mr Universe, Mickey Hargitay.
"Did you catch Mariska Hargitay in last night's episode of SVU?"
"Yeah, she's freaking hot!"
by FATCHINA October 17, 2008
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PRINCE HARMING

That hot, fun, smart and successful man who is delicious at the get-go. But upon a closer look, this man is superficial, selfish, immature and slimey—he is sometimes referred to as a frog. Prince Harmings weigh down independent, young women and create harmful relationships.
Kelly: "I can't believe Bobby lied to me again!"
Stephanie: "Kelly, don't act so surprised. Bobby's hurt you before. He is such a Prince Harming!"

"Chris Brown done beat Rhianna again, he sure is a Prince Harming!"
by QNY August 25, 2009
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hermit crab

A crab that has a soft abdomen so it hides in a shell. There are two types of hermit crabs: marine and land hermit crabs. Marine crabs live in the ocean and most kinds of hermit crabs are marine. Some of these can be kept in a reef tank. Not having a lot of experience with them, I know so far they are fairly easy to keep in a reef tank and don't have a lot of special needs. Don't take it from me though. I think if you have one and are concerned with the care needed for it a good idea would be to research it using any search engine.

Land hermit crabs are special because they are able to live on land. There are only a few species that can do this. They are nocturnal (not sure if marine crabs are too) and are scavengers that eat a variety of food from seaweed to dead animals. They breed by laying eggs in the ocean, where the little crabs will live for a long time before they become full hermit crabs. Shells are important because thier abdomen is easily damaged and dried out. It is also a source of protection for their whole body. If there is a shortage they have been known to fight eachother for a shell.

Also an obvoius fact is that they are pets. They can be found at pet stores and even souvenir stores. There is an important fact that very few people know. HERMIT CRABS NEED SPECIAL CARE. MOST STORES DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THEM. Here are very important facts regarding their surival as a pet. They need humidity because their special gills will dry out. The humidity should be between 70-80%. Their temprature should be 70-80%. Another important fact is that they need salt water and normal fresh water (which should be free of chlorine) because they normally take it from the ocean. They will eventually die without it. Also they need space. A small plastic tank will not be enough. A wire cage will not work at all. A standard ten gallon glass tank is the best for a beginner. Their diet should not contain preservatives called ethyoxiquin or copper sulfate because that will eventually cause health problems. A good diet of fruits abd vegtables along with meat such as raw or cooked shrimp or anything unsalted (because of the anti caking agents in table salt) will work well. Despite the name they like eachothers company and usually live in colonies of a hunded in the wild. They bury themselves in the wild so having sand or compressed coconut fiber will work. Just make sure it is wet so they can build tunnels. The reason is because all crabs molt and it takes them a few weeks. If your crab disappears once every few months that is the reason. Make sure they also have spare shells that do not have paint because although it is usual for people to do this, paint may do one of two things: seal the crab in the shell or have the crab eat the paint that chips off and die. Hermit crabs also like to hide during the day so having little caves and fake plants for them to hide in is good. If provided enough care they will live for years. For more information please do a google search on hermit crab care.
Ron: I have had some of my hermit crabs live for 15 years.

Kenny: Hermit crabs need that much care?

Ron: Indubitably.

Kenny: What?
by TheRealStaples August 7, 2006
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