Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014

Right Handed Sinestro

When having sex with somebody from behind, the receiving partner reaches back with their right arm and forcibly attempts to jam their fist up the ass of the giving partner. Named after Thaal Sinestro, the arch nemesis of the Green Lantern, the name is a reference to the fact Sinestro wears his power ring on his left hand so his right hand is free to penetrate people anally, as most supervillains often do with their free hands.

guy 1: I was having sex with this girl last night and I stuck it in her ass without telling her first.

guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?

guy 1: she wasn't happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.

guy 2: Oh man that sucks!

guy 1: ...I kind of liked it (._.)

by balooboo May 7, 2011

ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

by matt February 5, 2004

haneem

A person who is independent, very cheerful & love to talk in front of others. People adore her so much due to her intelligence and skills that she has. Haneem does not like people who seek for cheap attention, so she will smirk and pretend like she does not know this kind of person

Look at her ! She’s haneem .

by Poetry April 22, 2018

One-handed 69

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia

Dude do the One-handed 69 on her

by Nate_G October 13, 2020

hanee

hanee is someone pretty, amazing, gorgeous, adorable, beautiful, kindhearted, thoughtful, endearing, breathtaking, jaw dropping, and show stopping also known as an angel

look at her she's so hanee

by hanee luvr October 15, 2019

handegg

slang term for american football

p1: "bro did you watch the super bowl yesterday?"
p2: "dude i don't watch handegg"

by ih8footy June 16, 2023