man-handle

to handle roughly
to shove or push or drag around

did you see Jerry man-handle him last night when he threw him agains the wall?

by sheng-high December 7, 2006

oh shit handle

The handle conveniently located above the window used to stabilize of oneself during turbulant driving. Can be found in most vehicles above passanger windows, and sometimes above the drivers' for extra convenience. Most often used in off-road environments, such as mudding, or auto-crossing.

Ian - "let's see if we can make it through this trench at 35 mph.."

Charlie - "OH SHIT" (reaches for handle and braces for impact)

Ian - "that was sick"

Charlie - "Thank god for the oh shit handle"

by Charlie Salev January 3, 2008

high-handed

Someone who is high-handed uses their power or authority more forcefully than is needed without thinking about the feelings or wishes of other people

It is not a court verdict; it simply demonstrates the high-handedness of the President who had personal scores to settle with opposition

by Vishal Shukla November 10, 2008

Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

by LeTigra February 10, 2009

right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 5, 2013

handlelocked

Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.

Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.

The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.

by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008

Handleman

When a female has overlapping labia, often in a shape similar to this {}.

Yo Roger, you score with Maddie last night? Nah she a handleman, I didn't want parts.

by TheRealBeezuz January 27, 2021