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Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
by anonymous January 28, 2022
mugGet the Brass Handcuffsmug.

say handcuffs backwards

send this in a discord server with censor bot to troll everyone
me: say handcuffs backwards

user: sffucdnah

Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!

user gets muted for swearing

me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021
mugGet the say handcuffs backwardsmug.

handcuff kink

where someone likes to get handcuffed during intercourse
person 1: i love a bitch who got a handcuff kink

person 2: hell yea!!
by faggotlol November 30, 2022
mugGet the handcuff kinkmug.

Golden Handcuffs

When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.
I would quit but I have a case of the golden handcuffs
by Tollllllyolo August 5, 2023
mugGet the Golden Handcuffsmug.

Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster May 29, 2012
mugGet the Handcuff Muffmug.

Handcuff Honey

A woman who chases after or seeks relationships with men in jail or prison.
Watch out for them Handcuff Honey's....they only want you because you're in jail!
by uraluzer84 June 16, 2018
mugGet the Handcuff Honeymug.

pink fluffy handcuffs

Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy
WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!
by 357TVT February 5, 2017
mugGet the pink fluffy handcuffsmug.

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