Jack Hammerin

The act of ramming ones erect penis into any type of wall in hopes of getting some sexual pleasure (a not so great substitute for Masturbating)

Fred:"I heard john in his apartment next door doing a chick"
Bob: "John wasn't with a chick last night, his date bailed on him before he could take her to his room"
Fred: "Oh that sucks, he must have been Jack Hammerin the shit out of his wall then"

by RongMan October 9, 2010

Hammerfucked

To have an intense hangover from partying too hard the night before.

Guy 1: Duuuude you look hammerfucked! What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I drank a bottle of tequila last night.. FUCK my head hurts like a bitch.

by OnTheDanceFloor May 31, 2010

hammertimed

to get absoultley rinsed

im going to get soo hammertimed this weekend.

by kanyevil May 28, 2007

Hammertime

To get extremely intoxicated.

Jeff: "Are we getting shitty tonight?"

Carl: "Oh yeah! It's Hammertime!"

by Jeff_IS_Cool March 2, 2009

hammerfist

to plunge a fist repeatedly into a man's or woman's butt or vagina for maaaximum pleasure.

jon is going to hammerfist julie.

jon was excited because he hammerfisted julie last night.

by messseduppp March 7, 2009

hammerific

is when one person is so fantastically hammered

he sure is hammerific isnt he?
he was so hammerific he fell over

by Tara Merritt January 25, 2008

Hammeroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais

By Jason deluro hammeroid

by Titty twister o5 October 20, 2020