Clunge Hammer

Penis, dick, that what you stick in clunge.

I rammed my clunge hammer right up your mums fanny.

by GratteBruvver November 28, 2010

Pack a hammer

The art of placing a large dip (snuff, not chew) between your lip and gums. Packing a hammer is the same as saying that you're going to pack a fatty, but a different way of saying it.

Adam: "Hey Tony, wanna go pack a hammer?"

Tony: "Is that even a question? Of course I do!"

by dipmasterwintergreen May 5, 2014

Hanaa Hammered

Getting intoxicated to the point of no return.

"Man I was drunk last weekend"

Buddy: "Yeah you were totally wasted?"

"Yeah I was Hanaa Hammered"

by SlickPimp June 10, 2005

put the hammer down

1)A term truck drivers use meaning accelerate to maximum speed, or terminal velocity, which ever is faster. 2)Common uses by passenger vehicle drivers are pedal to the metal and floor it

Truck Driver 1 " breaker-one-nine whats your twenty?"
Truck Driver 2 "heading North on 95 - driver!"
Truck Driver 1 "What you haulin' good buddy?"
Truck Driver 2 "I'm haulin' a hot load of (insert cargo), I've got a long way to go and a short time to get there - Over"
Truck Driver 1 "Well, I reckon you better put the hammer down"
Truck Driver 2 " ten-four good buddy.. the hammer is down!"

by Blue Squid June 19, 2008

hammercapped

When you're so effin hammered that you act like you're handycapped

Yo I got so hammercapped last night that I needed a wheelchair to get home

by 3 philosophers January 20, 2015

hammer cunt

A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.

"Here we go again, Jarod is being a hammer cunt"

by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017

hammerhead shark

The most bad-ass animal ever created

God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.

by SpeedySmith July 26, 2018