hp 

a brand that is named after what it runs on "hoe piss"

miss teacher why does my computer say 'hp'
cause the computer runs on hoe piss

hp by Gucci Gang Gueen January 16, 2019

HP 

Hangover poo.

"Just had a HP."

"You shouldn't have told us that."

HP by Shapeshifter142 October 5, 2011

hp 

hp=head piece

That bitch gives good hps.

hp by DomPZ January 17, 2004

HP 

hairy pussy. that shits nasty

9:58pmAlex
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo

9:58pmVi
:(

HP is probs me

i know i know

9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty

9:59pmVi
whats HP?

the comp?

9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew

10:00pmVi
what??

10:00pm

Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is

10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH

you guys are poop hole

holessss

10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is

10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me

im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab

thanks alex thanks a lot

10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo

10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go

HP by frosty12124 May 17, 2009

HP 

Means the girl has a hairy pussy

"That girl lots of HP down their"

HP by SgtCater62 February 27, 2017

HP 

Higher Power (12-Step Programs)

I gave that problem over to my HP and let my stress melt away

HP by Max511 May 30, 2017

HP 

Horrible Product

Don’t buy a HP

HP by Flipadidado February 10, 2018