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Ab hap ✌️

Ab hap ( used with hand gesture ✌️) is a friendly greeting/farewell. It is the short version of saying ‘Wishing you ABSOLUTE HAPPINESS’ or ‘Happy Days Always’ - it is so simple, even babies can say it! Part of ‘Smiley Culture’, it is UNIVERSAL & can be used across all time zones 🌎 🌍 🌏
Smiley wished the person on the other side of the road: ✌️ ‘Ab hap ✌️my friend’.

They replied: ‘✌️Happy Days Always’ ✌️
by SMiLeY QuEeN January 3, 2022
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lil hap

a guy who will smoke all day long but still have enough energy and good intentions to fyck u. he probably been through some deep shot but still loves everyone and always has a smile on his face.
person1: woah look at that stud smoking person 2: ya who is that
person1: ohhh ofc it’s lil hap

person 2: not big hap?!
person1: no LIL hap ofc what are you on cmon now
by hipsdontliewakawaka March 19, 2023
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no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play onno cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.
no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”
by guttagelfling December 13, 2020
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What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
by MizzBean August 24, 2025
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Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.
by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
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Happy Birthday, Donnie!

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
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Happy Taffy

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!
I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.
by Ascot1111 November 16, 2018
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