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Not Halal

"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum

"This argument is not Halal."
by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020
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Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time
Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)
by Huhwhadhabben September 19, 2020
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Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.
How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.
by Ghostlywisdom1 January 7, 2024
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Sher Halal

The single greatest human to ever exist:
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.

He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Bro 1: Bro what did u get for dinner?
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.

Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
by 03wolfboi November 20, 2023
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halal peek

If you peek around a corner insanely fast
Bro, that cheater halal peeked our entire team as if he was Chuck Norris.
by cafcon December 11, 2023
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Hamooze HALAL

The definition of a mogged person.
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe
Person 1: He is so Hamooze HALAL
Person 2: I know he is a Yousoofe wanna-be, he always gets mogged
by Yousoofe December 13, 2023
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Halal

girl: says some cute ahh shit
guy: no we keep things halal out here
by uveveveweueueue August 30, 2022
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