"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum
"This argument is not Halal."
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum
"This argument is not Halal."
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Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you
Person 1: I won’t commit zina
Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you
Person 1: I won’t commit zina
Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)
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Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.
He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.
He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Bro 1: Bro what did u get for dinner?
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.
Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.
Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
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