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Grossheider

the act of either just plain hating everyone and everything around you, or; saying or doing something completely out of left field, thus baffeling those around you and then walking away, causing their respective brains to hurt with your own stupidity.
"i will never understand that grossheider..."

"he always pulls that grossheider crap when they come around!"
by Headhole April 13, 2007
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Ball gyroscope

The latest trend in personal hygeine and massege devices that massages the ballsack, while drying the gooch.
Hey Matzek, can I borrow your new ballgyroscope

Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.

Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.

Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!

"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"

My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.
by Chief slap-a-ho March 4, 2011
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Grossification

Abstract noun: To be Grossified is to be at the epitome point of repulsion in other words you would sooner chop off your penis or spoon out your womb than be near this person who has "grossified" You.

This grossification process is post a "thing" with someone when you realise FUCKMEE THEY ARE FAAAAKING UGLY.
girl#1:Oh yeah you know that boy i liked
girl#2:yeaah.
girl#1well I AM SOOO GOING THROUGH THE GROSSIFICATION

girl#2:SHIT!
by TINATURNERTIME April 1, 2009
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Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
by booblover July 23, 2010
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Gros jos

A french colloquial term denoting a women with huge breasts.
WOW! Look at Gros Jos over there on the trampoline!
by IncredibleHunk September 20, 2010
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Grossfries

A combination of the words "Gross" and "Fried"
That person is grossfries
by UrbanJesus2021 February 20, 2021
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Dr. Al Gross

Alaska's own bear doctor: Killed a bear, caught lots of fish, not swayed by party politics, independent, health care professional, and running for senate
Person: Oh no, a bear is attacking me!
Dr. Al Gross: Don't worry my child, I am here to save you. *seduces bear and then kills it*
Person: Wow! Thank you, Dr. Al Gross I am going to vote for you because you know how the health care systems works!
by AXKZ October 29, 2020
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