Garth

Who the hell in the right mind would name their kid Garth

Man #1: Oi Garth!!
Garth #1: G'day mate
Random #1: Who the fuck would name you that twat?

by Your Mum hemorrhoids October 21, 2019

Garth

A fuck boy with a micro penis, who pays young girls to dress up like horses and fuck him with massive strap on dildos

Shelia: how was lasnight

Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good

Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??

Tina: unfortunately

by An unsatisfied b September 22, 2020

Garth

A homosexual male who enjoys eating dead bugs for money.

Ewwww! I can't believe that Garth just ate a bug for $5!

by Encorist February 24, 2010

Garth

"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."

Garth: *kicks volleyball*

by turtles and rawrs July 27, 2016

Gnarth

Can mean pretty much anything depending on the contex it's used in.

"oh man I totally gnarthed that test today."

"OMG Sheena look at that skirt, it's so gnarth."

"Yay, it's too gnarth for me."

by cammac April 10, 2008

garth vadering

The sexual sound of deep breathing while sucking a moose knuckle.

The garth vadering was louder than a sloth having an orgasm.

by #ViolentSex January 10, 2015

Garth Brooks

A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.

Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.

by aussie_trevor May 19, 2009