Gucci Gang

The gayest song on earth sang by a dead guy with tinfoil teeth

Mom: *radio* GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG*
Me: BE GONE *jumps out the window

by oofismylanguage May 28, 2018

Guyception

A tactic used by men to acknowledge and call attention to an attractive female, while appearing to find them disgusting or unclassy. It is usually employed around the guy's female significant other, or female friends, or even superiors so that he may admit to noticing a certain feature of the woman without his company passing judgement upon him. The guy will mention the feature in a sour tone, denoting how 'slutty' or 'skimpy' or 'huge' that feature might be. The man will often tend to rant about the aspect to clearly establish his distaste for it. Often followed up with a reassuring compliment to the woman / women around him.

"Honey, did you see that woman that just walked past us?"
"What, the one with the obvious boob job?"
"You can tell?"
"Please! Those things went from here to Friday. They were way too firm and high for breasts that size... Clearly not natural. Don't ever think about doing that to your body, babe. You're beautiful."
"Aww... You're so sweet~!"

"Have you seen Mark lately?"
"He's always hanging out with the chicks in his course, right?"
"Yeah! And his girlfriend doesn't seem to give a damn."
"That's Mark... He settles her anytime she brings those girls up. He's a real master of guyception."

by BigHarv January 9, 2009

guccifrog

some hot motherfucker that goes around and plays gta 5 and he has no life and has no friends and has no friends and has no life, did i mention he dosent have any friends?

guccifrog guccifrog guccifrog, spent 10 racks on my guccifrog

by guccifrog May 19, 2018

gucci pucci

Enrico Pucci from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure wearing Gucci clothes

A: Hey, do you want me to make you hate your life?
B: Sure
A: gucci pucci
B: Jotaro didn't die for this

by anonymous December 11, 2019

Gucci pickle bottom

An insult to call you freinds that dosnt really mean anything.

Bro, your a gucci pickle bottom

by Misskermit February 11, 2020

Gucci bucket hat

The Gucci bucket hat is the peak of SWAG. Anyone who is or ever has been a baller owns a Gucci bucket hat. You're lame if you don't own one.

Fred: "yo Larry, you got that sick new Gucci bucket hat?"
Larry: "Fo Shizzle dawg. Im a baller now that my soundcloud blew up."

by M1126_Stryker September 29, 2020

Gucci Sandwhich

A sandwhich that is awfully gucci.

“Damn this sandwhich expensive! What is it a Gucci Sandwhich???

by guccitomato February 7, 2023