blind guardian

one of the best metal bands that has ever walked the face of this earth!

SHIT! Blind Guardian fucking kicks ass!!!

by Lord Mediocrity April 14, 2003

Guard Bitch

We all know that females travel in packs. The guard bitch is the ugly friend(s) that guard the hot girls from unwanted men.

I went to the club the other night and i totally got cock blocked by a guard bitch!

by jxb December 29, 2008

blind guardian

true power metal that kicks your ass

blind guardian rocked my face off

by yeah and stuff May 3, 2003

Guard

A former adventurer who took an arrow in the knee.

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

by Riften Guard March 12, 2012

old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

point guard

in a basketball team the job of the point guard is to bring the ball up the court and to initiate the plays. They are usually a smaller player in the team and possess strong ball handling and long range shooting abilities.

"and the miami point guard, jason williams, sets it up"

by kendle_cranks2 June 19, 2006

cock guardian

one who guards the cock of a friend from unsightly females

Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?

by imgregbrady August 20, 2008