Guntsterbating

When a woman with a gunt decides to pleasure her self. Usually with a large object to fill the gunt cavity.

I walked into your mom's bedroom last night and saw her Guntsterbating with your brother's baseball bat!

by Johnbouy October 15, 2010

guantanamo pretzel

When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind

Jordan put Owen in a Guantanamo Pretzel last night

by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014

Grantsexual

Adult/mature slang for being a straight man, who is strangely attracted to, or is 'turned on' by the 'tip', or the glans of the penis.

I'm a Grantsexual, can I peek at your tip? No, not the whole thing!

by jakisonr June 23, 2017

guantanamo

To interrogate someone for no apparent or logical reason.

"Where you goin, Phil?"
"To my friend's house."
"What friend?"
"Paul"
"Paul who?" etc....
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVID - STOP WITH THE FUCKING GUANTANAMO!"

by GiantSnowman March 25, 2005

guanascifilaids

The act of having 3 std's at once. (Guanaria) (Unknown) (Aids)

Yo, that bitch got guanascifilaids.

by Lyc0sa August 14, 2008

They Might Be Giants

Alternative band formed in the mid-80's that can really rock the accordion. Their lyrics are always easy to hear, though slightly more difficult to understand. Their music has a good sound to it, and like I said, their accordion is awesome.

"Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't think of."
-exerpt from the They Might Be Giants song, "Where your eyes don't go"

by The Endless WIN December 7, 2010

they might be giants

The Pimpest...bestest...awsomest...sexxy....ACK! WE LOVES THEM!

I am the biggest Gianthead EVER

by Brittainy September 21, 2003