Gruntlet

Defined by Jessica to describe Lynn's laughing reply to a joke. The laugh was classified as a grunt and Jessica called Lynn a Gruntlet to make fun of her.

Jessica: Haha...Gruntlet.
Matt: Gruntlet? What the fuck is a Gruntlet?
Jessica: It's a little person who grunts.

by Frows December 30, 2004

Gristle

A moderately to very attractive man who goes after women weighing at least double his weight. When confronted by his friends about this odd fetish he makes the claim that she "has a nice personality."

Did you see the girl he is hitting on? She looks like a lineman from the Cincinnati Bengals! Good ol' Gristle, he truly has no shame.

by CrackDANCE March 11, 2011

gristle

gristle a word referring to the male genitalia

used in such phrases as "you can chew my gristle" i.e. "if you think I'm doing that, you can suck my cock".

by Mel Howells September 11, 2006

cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male

man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male

by daft7 April 24, 2022

gristle/grissle

Grislte means Weed, marijuana

A...you wanna hit this gristle?
You want to hit this gristle?
You wanna buy some gristle/grissle?

by SwtBaby June 25, 2006

re-gruntled

to become gruntled after having been disgruntled.

I was disgruntled that the store had run out of widgets, but having found one on eBay, I'm re-gruntled.

by Valerie DJ November 30, 2010

Gristle

'The bit of skin between your testicles and anus'

"Excuse me colin, would you please scratch my gristle?"

by Gristle January 6, 2007