gru

In german another word for „Du“ (in english: „you“)

„was machst gru so heute?“
„und gru?“

by eifohneseif March 3, 2022

The Gru

When a man sticks his nose in a Woman's Vagina and his tongue in her anus while giving her head. Named after the character from despicable me due to his very famous and very long phallic nose

"My boyfriend did the gru on me last night and it left my legs shaking for hours"

by IamHomeless69 January 31, 2024

gru

An idiot from DIspicable Me from Illumination Productions, A company that made Minions.

Gru really hates that fat mexican guy.

by AmogusAmogus655 July 10, 2022

Gru Sex

Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.

GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by TMIpixel July 2, 2022

gru is rising

It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement

“The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner

by Ottoman Empire enjoyer August 2, 2022

Gru Gru Ballerina

A ballerina

Rahhing stitch stomped on the marvel meter with help from gru gru ballerina.

by sanxrio June 25, 2025