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Greece

The greatest country in all of the Mediterranean, if not all of Europe. As stated on the other definition, Greece truly was the birthplace of Western Civilization and much of what we know today, including math, algebra, philosophy, architecture, and drama. This country has been rich with culture for thousands of years, and still is. It is home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the world, including Balos, Myrtos, Paradise (fitting name, isn't it?), and many more. There are also cities in Greece that are famous for the excellent food and sight-seeing, like Athens and Thessaloniki. However, whether you visit a city or a beach, you're guaranteed an amazing time, and of course, wonderful night life. The Greeks know exactly how to drink, dance, and of course party well in to the wee hours of the night. The general mood here is very different from what many people in the USA are used to. Here, you stay up and sleep in very late, some times until noon during the summer. Everyone here is open minded, accepting, and friendly. Yes, we are proud, and yes, we hate the Turks. We are loud as hell and people think we're fighting when we go out. But it's okay, because we come from the greatest country GREECE and we aren't afraid to say it! EΛΛAΔΑ ΓΙΑ ΠAVTA!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GREEK WHEN... (TO ΞEPIEΣ EIΣAI ELLHNIKOΣ OTAV...)
1. You're last name ends in -opoulos or -akis
2. You have at least 1 person in your family named Nikos/Nikki and/or at least 1 named Yiannis/Yianna
3. You know exactly what a kolomboi is and own at least 2.
4. You own at least 1 necklace/bracelet/other piece of jewelry with the evil eye on it.
5. When you were a kid, you got spit on every time you saw family- or any Greek adult you knew.
6. You attended Greek school for a minimum of 4 years.
7. You still are proud of Greece for winning the 2004 Soccer Cup and Eurovision in 2005.
8. You say My Big Fat Greek Wedding just to see if the family would remind you of your own. It did.
9. You get Greek TV on a satellite dish.
10. 4 words: Lamb on a spit.
11. You know exactly what it means when some one says "re" "vre" "po po po" "opaa!" etc.
12. You know Vodka is nothing compared to OUZO!
13. When dinner doesn't start until 9:30 PM at the earliest.
14. You know exactly what loukamadas, kataifi, name days, oxi day, and dolmades are.
15. When some one asks you your heritage... you stick out your chest, raise your chin and proudly say "I am GREEK!"
by greekgirl376 March 30, 2010
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Greece

a lovely place to swim,hike,or take a nap. it has great food in any place you go! i go every summer!!!!! yes, kids do have more freedom with drinking and smoking blah blah but that is not the only thing they do. they love playing soccer and chillin' wit friends. plus, porn rapes the mind and greek kids no that, so they don't look at it 24/7. you have to look at the better things there are not only at one person. half the kids don't know porn any way.
by Popie March 9, 2008
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Greece's pieces

a better name for a kalamata olive
I love it when I get extra feta and Greece's pieces on my salad at my favorite diner.
by Tbone 910 September 27, 2020
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Greechy

Marijuana, weed, cannibis, pot, bob. Another slang word used by stoners, occasional smokers, and Tuesday tokers.
Let's go pick up that greechy and smoke before class.
by BG-BS September 17, 2006
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Greece-Land

An alternate word form for describing somebody who is from Greece. Such as the term "Greek".

It has been said that people who use the word Greece-Land normally get alot of women in dark dark bathrooms.
Yesterday I hooked up with a girl in the bathroom who was of Greece-Land ethnicity.

OR

Jarl gets the party going when he hangs out with Greece-Land people.
by Tuftsballer January 1, 2010
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Greech

Dry, hardened grease. if grease is the liquid form, then greech is the solid form of the same substance. commonly found greech forms are melted cheese left untouched and left out to dry and become greech. Look on the floor at any Pizzeria and you can find greech. Or just ask for the manager and tell him that he's got a belly full of greech and that he's a failure in life. The substance needed a name as I saw it in the bottom of an unwashed, unclean, unfit for love-making George Foreman lean, mean, fat burning grill. Also, if your name is Screech and you are really greasy, then I might call you greech. Greech can also come in the form of a zit, a scab, crusty lard or other food products like dried up cheese or crunchy fried chicken skin. Greech is awfully hard to clean. If you ever find yourself trying to scrub and clean a greechy ass pan, you might find yourself exclaiming. "Fuck, This is fucking greech!" If greech is served gourmet style then some may call it "guiche" pronounced "gweesh" The wrod Greech can also have an implied meaning, so that the person already understands what you mean because of the context that it is used in.
"what up, greech?"
"the foreman grill has a lot of greech in that tray"

person1:whats up man?
person2:you're greech!
by Greaseriah April 25, 2006
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Greece

Greece is a wonderful country. If you ever want to go to a Greek island, i would recomend going to Santorini. Greece has alot of history, and really great culture. Greeks were the first who discovered Democracy. Greeks existed circa 7,000 B.C.E. — circa 3,200 B.C.E.
The Greeks made and empire, the Byzantine Empire, which was founded in May 11, 330 AD, and its capital was Constantinople (Instanbul). Macedonia or Macedon was an ancient kingdom on the northern periphery of Classical Greece and later the dominant state of Hellenistic Greece.
The Greek War of Indepndence started at 6th of March, 1821. And lasted about 11 years. The result, the Greeks won, and claiming its independence. After the independence, in 1823, Dionysios Solomos wrote in 1823 the Hymn to Liberty which became later the National Greek anthem in 1865.
George: Bye, i will go to Athens today for a vacation!
Alex: Damn. Can i go with you in Greece?
George: Well, it will last for just 1 week. Also, i don't have enough money to buy another ticket.
Alex: Oh okay, thanks for telling me. Bye George. The Macedonians were so badass, the even beat the persians, i just want to see Greek statues and all that stuff..
George: I could send you pictures of them via my phone!
Alex: Okay.. that's cool. I can't wait for these pictures!
*george goes to an airport*
by GreeceXSerbia April 24, 2015
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