the greaser

The act of taking a wet mushy dump on ones chest, then rubbing your hands in it. Finally proceeding to slick back your hair with the hot steamy poop.

I met this guy Danny last night and he gave me the greaser!

by enjayrolla February 12, 2010

Greaser

White trash with long greasy hair

Soc: you know what a greaser is?..... white trash with long greasy hair

Ponyboy: (spit)

by Whoppingmelons December 19, 2014

greaser dog

a long haired ugly fuck that dont take showers.

hey you guys no that daniel kid I swear thats one ugly ass greaser dog.

by Daniel shaw May 19, 2008

Greaser

A person that is poor low class and is just one step above a hood. Known in the 50s-60s for greasy hair and dikis jean with converse has made them a fashion statement instead of a life style. Movies with greasers from the 60s are : "Cry baby" and "The Outsiders".

Ritchy person : Hey grease need a hair cut?
Greaser:no
Ritchy: Too bad, Were gonna do you a favour and cut of all that long greasey hair

by Smexy pineapple August 14, 2009

Greaser

A delusional, immature child called Nick who sucks up to teachers.

Stop being a greaser nick

by Anonympus November 3, 2016

greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't

Omfg I can't stand that guy! He's such a greaser lightning, he's someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't. He's so annoying!

by Sandle&smores June 12, 2017

Greaser

This is the shit one takes that leaves streaks of poo down the sides of the toilet after flushing - usually in a circular pattern.

Oh man, who took the greaser?! It looks like one of those paper plate spin paintings in the toilet!

by Ka'noa July 7, 2010