gravel gertie

A surprise, non lubricated anal sneak attack

My wife refused to make dinner, so I snuck up on her and gave her a Gravel Gertie

gravel gertie by Tanbeer December 21, 2016

Gravel Pit 

A drink containing:
5 parts strawberry tangerine crystalyte
2 parts oj
1 part redbull
1 part vodka
some whole blueberries on top

invented in the southbay

Make me a fucking gravel pit.

Gravel Pit by grvlpt July 1, 2009

gravel rash 

Gravel rash is a term used in the gay community, to describe their first anal sex experience, as often the sphincter is very tight, and may produce a rash on the tip and shaft of the erect penis.

Trent: "Man, my first anal sex with a guy gave me the biggest gravel rash on my fucken knob aye! Luckily with time, the wounds have healed and so has my gay sex life!"

gravel rash by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

Gravel Shark 

Medium to large piece(s) of sharp rock protruding through the surface of a gravel road. When viewed, look somewhat similar to seeing a shark's fin moving through the surface of water.

I hit a Gravel shark while driving and had to go and get my flat tire fixed at the tire shop.

Gravel Shark by redsky_304 June 7, 2009

Gravel Jacket 

the art of sodomizing a young chapette or chap with the shits whilst doing reverse cowgirl before pulling out so they can proceed to pebble dash your upper body

"dude she was such a kinky bitch she gave me a gravel jacket, on curried sprouts night!!!"

Gravel Jacket by Linkypops January 11, 2012

Gravel tits 

Someone with big tits or a fat make with their tits rubbing against the floor

"Oi gravel tits"

Gravel tits by WBoBzy July 28, 2016

gravel raker 

An erection so throbbing hard and long lasting, it feels as if you could rake gravel with it

My old lady came home from the bar drunk and fell on her knees, so I slapped her in the face with my gravel raker

gravel raker by Grt2017 January 22, 2017