I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Cock gatherer

A person who dedicates there life to the cultivation of penis.

‘Emma and Crystal are such a cock gatherers’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

gather

The local constables. They gather you up.

"Here come the 'Gather', split"

by mistamovie October 5, 2011

Friendly Gathering

F.G for short

where someone tries to cover up going on a date when saying they have only been on a "friendly gathering"

Trisha : so how was your date the other day with simon?
Jessie : NOOOO it wasnt a date it was just a friendly gathering
Trisha : yhh sure whatever ;)

by trillster July 10, 2009

The Lioness on The Cheese Grater

A sexual position much loved by women of ancient Greece; mentioned in Aristophanes' "Lysistrata".

Last night, we tried the Lioness on The Cheese Grater and I came twice.

by Pr0m3th3u$ April 19, 2009

gathering

A get-together called a 'gathering' instead of a party, just in case people don't turn up and it turns out to be.. well.. pretty dull.

We're having a gathering Saturday night. Wanna come?

by Bec December 13, 2003