The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.
Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast
Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast
Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!
Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.
Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?
Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.
Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?
by dEdzilla September 25, 2014
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Someone who comes from the streets of the 305, Miami-Dade County. The primary goal of a 305 goon is to get money and have sexual relations with several women, with little or no regard to the law. It has been proven that 305 goons are above the law, and can be found on many a corner smoking marijuana and selling crack-cocaine. 305 goons are superior to goons from other cities because they rep Miami hard. A common phrase among these goons is "305 TIL I DIE", which shows the incomparable lifelong commitment to the struggle. Famous 305 goons include: Rick Ross, Trick Daddy, Plies, and Pitbull, among others. 305 gooning is a privilege and is not taken lightly. Those who are fortunate to have grown up in the projects in the Miami area understand the importance of this tradition. The tradition is passed from generation to generation, and it is not unusual to find a young hood-rat hustling and repping his "hood".
I got my ass jumped the other day by a bunch of 305 goons...They jumped me for my Dan Marino jersey.
by Ronald P. Cunningham III October 20, 2009
Get the 305 Goon mug.Brilliant invention of wine in a bag, sold in a cardboard box. After you finish drinking it. You can blow it up and use it as a pillow.
The best part about drinking a goon sack is after your finished you can blow it up and use it as a pillow mate
by pantspirate June 10, 2009
Get the Goon Sack mug.To make lemon goon, freeze lemon squash and freeze white wine. When both are frozen combine the two in a cup with two-thirds lemon squash to one-third white wine.
Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz
Tastes better than lemon squash, doesnt taste at all like wine, and gets u pazZzzzZzzzzzz
by zzzZzzZZzZzzzzZZzzzz King April 6, 2010
Get the lemon goon mug.Things that are typically socially and or legally frowned on and borderline hazardous to the “goon’s” health. This term is widely used in the Special operations and tacticool communities and slapped on shirt after shirt for IG operators to wear when they do dry fire drills in their moms basement.
I’m bored man, I’ve got some tannerite and 5.56 left over from my baby mommas funeral, let’s get hammered and go do some goon shit in the boondocks
by 2002dodgedurango July 8, 2021
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-noun
1) A generally low ranking member of a gang or syndicate. Typically the recipients of street-level work. These are generally the most disposable members of a organization, built to take the fall in order to protect the higher ups in the case of illegal activities gone awry that have attracted police attention.
2) One who participates in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
3) An Individual of sub-standard wit or mental competency. commonly identified by a less than reputable character, bad personality, and/or poor taste in personal style.
-noun
1) A generally low ranking member of a gang or syndicate. Typically the recipients of street-level work. These are generally the most disposable members of a organization, built to take the fall in order to protect the higher ups in the case of illegal activities gone awry that have attracted police attention.
2) One who participates in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
3) An Individual of sub-standard wit or mental competency. commonly identified by a less than reputable character, bad personality, and/or poor taste in personal style.
1. The building was set a flame by some of the 2Trill Gang's goons.
2. "those damn goons keep taking shits on my lawn and ruining my grass!"
3. "Nah don't invite Keenan, he's a straight up goon"
2. "those damn goons keep taking shits on my lawn and ruining my grass!"
3. "Nah don't invite Keenan, he's a straight up goon"
by A Man Amongst Sheep September 26, 2012
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