Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.

Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."

by KikiNJ September 8, 2014

goatee

What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.

Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?

by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007

Bush v. Gore

Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000), a court case before the United States Supreme Court marked by scandalous abuse of process and corrupt partisanship on the part of the Republican-appointed majority of the bench.

The decision:
-prevented determination of the will of voters in Florida,
-over-ruled state authority over electoral process, and
-appointed G.W. Bush president.

The judicial culprits in this partisan travesty were:
-Rehnquist, William (boss-judge),
-O'Connor, Sandra Day,
-Kennedy, Anthony,
-Thomas, Clarence, and
-Scalia, Antonin.

For excellent examples of wisdom and legal reasoning, read the dissenting judgments of Justices Souter, Breyer, Stevens, and Ginsburg in Bush v. Gore.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

goiter

an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks

When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29

by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

Goregrish

A website with horrible video and people.

My friend links me to goregrish and some mexican getting his head cut off with a chainsaw. Only on the internet can I see this for free

by Captain & Tennille October 11, 2011

Frank Gored

To lose a fantasy football game because your best fantasy football player sucks.

Oh man, I can't believe your running back only got 10 carries for 20 yards, you straight up got Frank Gored.

by Eynola Bagherzadeh December 31, 2007

Gore Bulb

An odd funny looking person that runs on less energy but thinks he is just as bright as a normal person. He also seems to somehow cost you more time or money.

I work with this noob that drones on and on with his mindless drivel taking up all my time. He's such a gore bulb.

by CapnRon July 7, 2009