Gondolization

The art of Performing incredibly mischievous acts upon ones shipmates when on a canoe, boat, or Jet ski. Alcohol is suggested but not required during aforementioned mischief.

Prepare for a weekend of Gondolization!

by PettyMortal April 8, 2010

Gondoffilion

Describes where you are at the present moment

Your always in/at the gondoffilion

Let's get some music Rollin in this gondoffilion!

by Gondoffilionboii July 25, 2011

Gondu

A short fat mexican named Joel who eats rattlesnakes for breakfast

Hi my name is Joel!!! Also known as Gondu.

by Closeddoor November 8, 2018

gondnugle

The act of one turning thier penis inside out

jimmy nutted then gondnugled his pee pee

by sub 2 drapion May 1, 2019

Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear)

A pejorative used by Iranian parents (specially Iranian fathers) to condescend their young sons (typically between 8 to 15 years old) that implies uselessness and lack of responsibility and mobility. It also insinuates a big physique (fat shaming of some sorts).

Even the most gallant and qualified young males are victimized in such fashion because there is no real judgment and assessment behind its utterance and merely arises when parents are frustrated and enraged due to other aspects of life which are totally irrelevant to the poor child.
In English it somewhat translates to "Big Ass Bear".

Mom: "Shall we buy Benyamin some Pofak on the way home?"
Dad: "I don't buy shit for this Kherse Gonde (Big Ass Bear). He better move out as soon or I'd beat his ass."

by BenTornado February 28, 2022

Gondu

A short Mexican named JT that farts constantly.

Gondu is on his way over here. You better get some air freshener.

by Kabobmachine June 5, 2017

gondels

An ecstasy tablet

How many gondels have you had tonight? You look like your possessed mate.

by Old Gooda June 9, 2018