Gothenburg

A small town in the center of Nebraska where the downtown is crowded and worn. As you drive in any direction you are suddenly surrounded by fields. People from California have asked us why we have showers for our cattle when they were meaning pivots. We are NOT the home of Batman. We are home of a Pony Express Station that has been transformed (on the inside) into a meuseum. Everyone will treat you with respect and will always be willing to help a traveler in need.

This city is the perfect place to start a family. Has a great public school that is filled with opportunitues. Great sport programs as well as fine arts.

Traveler 1: This is a small town
Helper: It is, but Gothenburg is a great little city with an excellent football team

by JoeBone65 July 6, 2020

goatherder

1. Someone who is SO terrible at life, he can't ever do anything above the bare minimum of existence, that is, staying alive.
2. a person who cannot drive more than 10 miles without getting lost.
3. A person who is afraid to enter any social scenes, or anywhere outside their home.

friend of Prince Ali: "Prince Ali! why can't you leave your palace and come to the market?"
Prince Ali: "I can't!!!!! it's too far!!!!!"
friend of Prince Ali: "It's ONLY 2 blocks away from your palace you goatherder!"

by chucklesbanan September 28, 2009

Gotheek

A socialy awkward person who due to obsurd and obnoxious personality traits- such as an obsessive interest in anime and weapons- becomes a social reject. After being tormented their whole life (by more themselves than anyone else with their estranging behavior) they turn "Goth" (note the quotes). They believe that their intensly dark exterior will hide the fact they are complete geeks, this backfires because no one really likes goth people either.

Escentialy, a Gotheek is a fake person who acts a certain way in order to gain attention but is so socialy awkward that they fail in their false exterior as well.

"Hey remember Gurtrude?"
"Yeah, she totaly came back from break and now she's trying to act all 'goth'"
"Does she still carry around those anime books?"
"Yeah, what a Gotheek"

by Johnny Noughfingehrs January 7, 2009

goatheaded

Drunk or high; wasted.

"Jane drank a whole six-pack by herself last night and got a little goatheaded."

by Whitters January 21, 2005

Goethean space

A theory in which colors are oriented to emerge from space (symbolized by the color black) in contrast to Newton's theory of color emerging from the refraction of light.

Gothic colors emerge from Goethean space which is symbolized by the color black.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 25, 2018

Goethed

To be shot while doing a menial task by a sniper in a tower or some higher ground. Reminiscent of Amon Goeth sniping concentration camp laborers from his villa. As seen in Schindler’s List.

I was building a fort on DayZ then some dude Goethed me from a tower.

by Shitler42069 December 22, 2022

Goehegan

A Misfit: incompetant, a negligent practitioner in deep denial.

Also see: offspring of.-snake oil, widget, ostrich, weasel, etc.

"The belief that the mallet handle would suit the procedure well turned out to be a classic example of geohegan." --VetCare Quarterly

To claim opposite of the obvious in order to save face, or ass. Complete with results expected though never mentioned. See above. geohegan

by peace February 18, 2004