The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
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Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
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Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
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Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.
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While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?
I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
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Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?
Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
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Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.
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