Gleamasaurus Rex

An intergalactic, carnivorous dinousaur composed solely of giant black dildos.

Sally: "mommy, daddy, there's a Gleamasaurus Rex in my closet and its really bugging me.
Mother: "I had one of those when I was ur age (said while biting bottom lip.)"

by Espar May 26, 2009

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

gleetard

A term to describe idiots that are obsessed with the show 'Glee'

She would be here having fun but instead decided to stay home and be a gleetard.

by bucknkd December 28, 2009

gleet vt. gleet, gleeted, gleeting

to eject a projectile spary of spittle from one's mouth; often occurs while yawning.

Ew, Suzie yawned, and she totally gleeted all over my sweater vest!

by Juicy416 February 3, 2004

Gleaming the Cube

Is is American English skateboarding slang for performing well -- what is known in automobile slang as "firing on all cylinders", in tennis slang as "being in the zone", or perhaps in martial arts as having "mind, body, and soul" in harmony.

"I couldn't believe it when he landed that 720 heelflip coming off the half-pipe and went straight back down again - he was really gleaming the cube today!"

by The RoboPimp March 21, 2022

Chocolate Gelato

chocolate gelato: this is when a homosapien eats an excessive amount of indian/mexican leading to an very nasty outcome of slopiness and sloppy excretion

Steven: Damn!
John: What bro
Stephen: That nasty bitch sharted it was chocolate gelato

by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018

gleason

An extremely awesome guy

I was hanging out with Brett last night, he is a gleason!

by Randi Blitch July 15, 2008