GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.

"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude! I'd like totally fuck her!"

by Mo Dixley October 20, 2008

Gilstrap

A Gilstrap is an incredibly sexy being of the male persuasion. This species has been known to attract females of all genres, although he prefers the "white meat".

That Gilstrap is da' man sista, I want him to let me ride the bologna pony.

by Peter North February 11, 2004

gilsruded

Another word for screwed...This is when your fantasy football team has a fantastic regular season then manages to fall apart right before or during the fantasy playoffs. Can be because of injuries, bad match ups or under-performing players.

I had the fantasy football championship locked up, then I totally got gilsruded when Tony Romo got hurt!

by dick schure fitzwell December 28, 2011

Gulfstream

Gulfstream is a company that makes highly prestigious and very expensive private jets, such as the GI, GII, GIII, GIV, GV, G100, G150, G200, G250, G300, G350, G400, G450, G500, G550, and the G650, which is said to be entering production in 2012.

The president of the large corporation showed up at the airport in a Gulfstream G550 and was instantly swarmed by girls.

by Minority November 3, 2008

Giles

A person called Giles is some one that loves rarely but deeply. He wont let many people see the real him but if he does, feel very honored. GIles is a worldly person and a bit of a loner at times but will talk to any randoms he comes accross. If you are lucky enough to be a friend of Giles there is nothing he wouldn't do for you. How ever, Giles will also be extremely stubborn and childish at time so if your going to pick a fight with him make sure you know your argument well or he will try to out wit you and argue til hes blue in the face, even when he is wrong!

"so have you got proof of this alleged fat man coming down the chimney?"

"oh ok GILES lets turn this into a debate shall we"

by savannahblue November 30, 2018

Gilf Hunter

A Gilf Hunter is a carnivorous predator indigenous to filthy run down sports bars. The Gilf Hunter searches for his prey with a hawklike glare which puts a chill down your spine. The main staple of his diet are 50+ year old biker chicks with 4-6 teeth, horse hair, and a girth to rival the infamous BT Lee. His only natural enemies in the wild, are pseudo-intellectual red-headed fat ugly girls, who swear they are only virgins because they are waiting untill college is over so they can concentrate on school. The Paradox is, that although they must make excuses for their permanent virginity, they have already been violated savagly by the Gilf Hunter which fuels their eternal quest for the love and effection that he so wrongfully denied them. Another mystery which surrounds the ever-elusive Gilf Hunter is how he graduated from high school, took almost three years off, is in his 3 year of college and is still only 17 years old.

Gilf Hunter culls the herd by preying on the weak and the old.

by Man Chowder December 5, 2003

gilas

The name that vatos/cholos/chewys/wetters/brown folk use for the town Gilroy, CA. It is about 20 minutes drive South of San Jose. Hot chicks live here, too. Check it out sometime...Miss California came from this place.

Hey mi homi lives in gilas, eh. Ju want to go cruz da super mercado?

by Bradley September 28, 2004