Gilstrap 

A Gilstrap is an incredibly sexy being of the male persuasion. This species has been known to attract females of all genres, although he prefers the "white meat".

That Gilstrap is da' man sista, I want him to let me ride the bologna pony.

Gilstrap by Peter North February 11, 2004

Gilstrap 

Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp.

Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."

Gilstrap by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009

Gilstrap 

Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp. He/she may be seen lumbering around the urban jungle that is Round Rock, Texas.

Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."

Gilstrap by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009

Gilstrap 

Having a set of strap-on gills or the condition of being strapped to the gills with weapons. The act of farting or shitting yourself in public can also be known as getting your Gilstrap on. There is a conspiracy theory going around that the hidden wet fart device used by GilstrapTV is also called a Gilstrap itself, but nobody has really ever seen it so we can't be sure exactly what that device is or if the star of the show himself just happens to go by the surname of Gilstrap and that device has no apparent name at all.

Quincy: "Dude, you just shit yourself!"

Cornelius: "Don't mind me. I'm getting my Gilstrap on!"

Gilstrap by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023