gift-teating 

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

gift-teating by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

Gift of Love 

STD.

Hot guys send out Gift of Love.

Gift of Love by Shana Baileys January 1, 2012

gift okey 

Gift Okey is not a present to the world. Shes very toxic and always has to be the victim. If you ever meet someone called Gift Okey then you should run away as fast as you can. She’s also homophobic.

Gift Okey : Hey John
John: um hi Gift
Gift: Fat gay cow
John: can you say sorry

Gift: no you attacked me

gift okey by Shepity deputy June 12, 2020

Gift From Grandma 

A handjob. Referred to as a "Gift From Grandma", because traditionally on holidays the gift from Grandma was the worst one given. Hence the analogy of receiving a gift you didn't really want.

Guy One: So how'd it go with Cheryl last night?
Guy Two: Eh, not so good. I just ended up with a gift from Grandma.
Guy One: Bummer, dude.

Gift From Grandma by B-Jammin July 17, 2006

Gift-Guilting 

An act of somebody buying you an expensive gift with the aim of guilting you into buying a gift of same value for them in return.

Damn, Anthony is gift-guilting me into buying him something expensive after he bragged about buying me some Tiffany jewelry for Christmas! I had to match him!

Gift-Guilting by Meegs L December 19, 2012

Gift wrap 

The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle of it. The centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the shit in wet toilet paper and effectively "gift wrapping" it for the next stage of its pilgrimage.

Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.

Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.

Curious party: Dude, did you back that one out, or are you still giving it a free ride?

Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.

Curious party: Nice.

Gift wrap by GreenLabel April 29, 2008