1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".
2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day
3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.
2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day
3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.
1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"
by IRON MAN January 29, 2005
Get the Geezer mug.To be high out of your mind by smoking weed. Excessive laughter and munchies are the side effects. So high your eyes are as red as the devils dick.
by Fatty McPots January 27, 2010
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noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.
by Sanderling October 1, 2006
Get the geezer jam mug.Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.
Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."
by LovingtheLanguage July 7, 2009
Get the Geezer FYI mug.An adjective meaning long, stretched out or lanky.
Originated with Mad Magazine's Don Martin and was a sound effect verb used to represent an object being stretched.
Originated with Mad Magazine's Don Martin and was a sound effect verb used to represent an object being stretched.
Ichabod Crane is totally geened.
by FreddyMercurius October 18, 2010
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Get the geezery mug.A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.
Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022
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