geisterkrank

So wie geisteskrank nur anders

Das war echt geisterkrank wie du nackt zur Vorlesung gekommen bist.

by notdnil December 21, 2023

Geeter

A person without any social skills

“That guy can’t talk to anyone. He’s such a geeter.”

by Sponkustodore January 2, 2024

Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.

I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.

by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024

Geeter Biscuit

Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."

"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"

"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"

by AnotherSassHat April 16, 2025

Geetertwakked

Overly intoxicated, often times from marijuana, to a point where you finally understand the soul meaning.

I'm geetertwakked bro.

by Luhfuhnuh March 1, 2026

D'Glester Hardunkichud

The G.O.A.T of the west

Person 1: Who the best
Person 2: Obviously D'Glest
Person 1: D'Glester Hardunkichud?
Person 2: D'Glester Hardunkichud

by Butt Sauce May 10, 2024

Schnudel Giester

A cryptid that resides in sullivan's gulch on the east side of pkrtland in the Lloyd neighborhood. It has 2 penises each with a nutsack holding 3 testicals per nut sack. Or 6 nuts in total. It had 1-3 eyes that it keeps in its mouth, it ejaculates pure liquid gold. It has fingers instead of arms. A nose on top of its head, two cat earsand one mighty bird leg with long sharp.claws. its body shape is round and its covered in green feathers and its mouthis as wide as its body. It has yellow teeth and bad breath. It is also relentless when persuing a mate and it has been spotted having sex with a toaster that is plugged in with the button pressed down. It seems to like to roast its genetalia.

When you see gold on the ground in sullivan's gulch, leave it alone it's the schnudel Giester's jizz and it has laid a trap so that it can penetrate your bum without consent.

by Psydwok September 23, 2025