Gaper

An older male who enjoys making gaping holes in younger victims, especially underaged ones.

Diego enjoys having intercourse with younger females and males while leaving their parts way to stretchy.

Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?

by jimskoolaid May 25, 2020

gayber sex

The act of sexual conversation on the world wide interweb between two members of the homosexual persuasion.

Hey, look at those two homosexuals, whose sexual decisions we accept, engaging in gayber sex.

by Nohn Jewhouse July 23, 2008

gaper's block

The holdup in traffic caused by drivers slowing down to see what happened in an accident or other event on the road. See also rubberneck.

The wrecked car was cleared from the road but the traffic was still slowed due to the gaper's block.

by J W August 29, 2005

gayery

A factory where gaypies are manufactured.

I work at the gayery.

by Ben W October 21, 2004

gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys

A way to describe something that's really, really gay.

'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.

"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt

by dree October 26, 2005

gaper

a term used by dbags to degrade new skiers in an effort to boost their own self esteem. you can usually spot them staring at others while on a liftchair or defining the word 'gaper' on urbandictionary.com

Douche#1: Hey bro, that gaper just ate it on that rail.
Douche#2: Totes bro, we'll get to check out all the gapers while we sit on top of the hill in front of the terrain park all day.

by realtalk_deuces December 20, 2010

gayer than Christmas

An extremely flaming homosexual. The concept "gayer than Christmas" is used because Christmas is probably the "gayest" time of the year..and to be gayer than Christmas is, well, obviously very gay!!

"Dude, this guy is gayer than Christmas. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out!"

by <3 Megs* December 29, 2005