Joel Garth

When a person is infatuated with Garth Brooks so much that he becomes there whole entire life.

Garth is love, Garth is life, said a Joel Garth.

by The Joel Garth October 15, 2019

Garthing

ADJ, He had it coming.

I was watching chicken breast get cut into vagina shapes with aluminum inserted into the incisions and I thought to my self "I'd rather be garthing."

by Dnrg July 30, 2021

The Joel Garth

A person who is oddly infatuated with Garth Brooks.

Garth is love, Garth is life said the Joel Garth.

by The Joel Garth October 15, 2019

Garthed

When a dead body appears miraculously underneath your home. Usually accompanied by evidence of Garth Brooks being there. Such as Studio G merch in your home that wasn't there prior, and not giving closure to the victim's family.

"Yeah man, i got Garthed last night. The police are looking into it now"

"Im not saying theres a correlation between Garth Brooks playing a show last night here in town, and this dead body officer. But i think i got Garthed"

by Cerealkillin October 3, 2021

Garth's Uncle

To Tighten something like uncle garth

Person 1: "Whos tightened that up? "

Person 2: "Garth's uncle!"

Or

When tigheting something:
Person "Garth it!"

by Mr.Lamb22 February 26, 2024

Garth Urban

Editor of UrbanGarth

“Garth Urban is the editor in-chief of UrbanCarth magazine

by Urban Garth September 15, 2023

Garth Brookes Mother Fucker

A best friend turned enemy who is “burning bridges”.

Man, fuck Brandon he is the one who called the cops on me, that Garth Brookes Mother Fucker.

by $PeachitUp$ August 21, 2022