Garrison

Petty

That is on another level. She must be a Garrison.

by Immabadassbitchboss October 18, 2019

Garrison

The historical practice of drinking bourbon and using the bottle as a butt plug for pony play.

They Garrison pony boy and he became Mr. Ed in no time.

by Pony boy play April 13, 2023

brody garrison

you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. life with him seems like one of those disney love songs.

brody garrison definitely has a couple of loose screws

by yoshiisthebest! June 5, 2022

Garrison Workout

Exercising with Shake Weight and Squat Magic at the same time.

Bebe had a Garrison Workout with Mimsy and Nathan this afternoon.

by Tree House Eikaiwa July 12, 2018

Joe Garrison

What you call someone that's a cheap copy of something superior. Often used to label someone a fraud

Speaking to a fraudulent family member: You are the Joe Garrison of family members

You are the Joe Garrison to my Frank Castle, know your place

by Punished2 October 19, 2025

Garrison Biles

a silly boy, who is a goose. he is funny and crazy and eats bread

Garrison biles is a goose.

by kgoose March 3, 2024

Ms. Garrison

Also "Mr. Garrison" or just "Garrison" a trans or non-binary person who "sucks up" to cisgender people and/or has some form of internalized prejudiced.
Named after the South Park character.

"Yes, cisphobia is real". Said the Ms. Garrison. "Now sit down Cartman , we have a lot to learn today."

by Relaxingdolphinnerd June 16, 2016