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mr. garrisoned

When a man realizes or finds out during mid sex that woman he is having sex with is not really a woman and in fact is a man who had a sex change operation. Like that one episode of South Park.
"Dude did you hear Joey got Mr.Garrisoned by some "chick" at the club?! He found out halfway during sex that "she" was a he!"

Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man
by Akx92 June 14, 2018
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ben garrison

An independent cartoonist who lives in Montana and is one of the most disgusting people in the world. He thinks Michelle Obama is a man, vaccines cause autism, Milo Yiannopolous' speeches are acceptable,

and an overall prick.
Ben Garrison is pushing his luck, one of these days he will go too far.
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garrison

A person who acts like they get biddies but never does. A person who always wears a forward polo hat, polo shirt, grey zipper-up hoody, jeans, white reebok classics, and jelled bangs. Garrison quote, "Yo dawg, where the biddies?"
Man, you're such a Garrison. You get no biddies.
by sheisty October 6, 2005
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Garrison

A guy who will make you fall in love with him and then cheat on you, lie about it, and swears he loves you. But wait, before he says that he says that he hated you for something YOU NEVER FUCKING DID but still said he loved you over the time you were together. He'll also fuck over nice people and fuck up their meaning of love.
My ex was such a Garrison.
by Katerina and Elijah December 26, 2018
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Garion Miller

A person who I don’t know but my friend wanted me to post so I’m doing it
by Shaggy👶🏿 April 26, 2019
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Garrison

A low life Meth-head sex addict nigger with no background information whatsoever.
Did you see the garrison lately? I heard he’s on the prowl.
by Cayden Rollins July 18, 2018
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Garrison

A faggot who thinks he's cool and has douchebag hair. He is usually tall and skinny the complete opposite of his dick.
Yeah i heard garrison had a chode.
by Weeaboo_Slayer69 March 1, 2017
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