Garmin Bitch

the annoyin ass bitch that trys to tell you how to drive on your gps (also found on iphone)... 69 69 69 69 me right now

That fuckin garmin bitch keeps talkin.

by apkim January 12, 2010

Garfunkeling

When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.

Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!

by Heat3 March 1, 2009

garfil

Symptoms of a cat that lives on Mars. Hates Mondays and smokes a pipe.

Don't mayaonee that garfil , it has done nothing wrong.

by theimposteriscai May 27, 2023

Garfunkel

to tag along or to be unneccessary, loosely (and wrongly) based on Art Garfunkel

Hey, can i Garfunkel with you guys

by englishhhh December 28, 2005

garfield

The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.

The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

simon and garfunkel

THE duo of the sixties, and THE greatest musicians of any era. Had a reunion at the Grammys several years ago, and held a nationwide tour entitled "Old Friends" last year. Popular for songs like The Sound of Silence, Mrs. Robinson, The Boxer, their amazing arrangement of Scarborough Faire, and Bridge Over Troubled Water. Paul Simon did almost all the writing, but they wouldn't have made it without Art Garfunkel, who provides amazing harmonies.

"Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence..."

by Ricky Hernandez May 25, 2005

garincha

garincha - a colloquial term for a male with an extremley well-proportioned genitalia

'Joe was so hung, his mates called him Garincha, the eighteen incher'.

by joeyjoejoejunior April 4, 2006